Chris was born at an early in age in a small, modest, humble, inner-city
hospital maternity wing. After a couple of years spent laying about
and not being a productive member of society, Chris was enrolled,
against his will, first in Primary School followed closely by Secondary
After deciding that Tertiary education was only good for introducing one
to the Wonders Of The Intarwebs, he left, having learnt all that they
could offer him (that being the Wonders Of The Intarwebs!) and struck
out on his own. After picking his own up and dusting it off, he
apologised for striking it and settled down into a career.
Chris is baffled as to why Kit has not yet realised how much better she
could do in a mate and run off screaming. He Loves her Very Much.